Relive the funniest moments that happened before the opening credits of " The Office. Watch the video. Flighty teenage girl Buffy Summers learns that she is her generation's destined battler of vampires. A young boy who witnessed the suicide of a mafia lawyer hires an attorney to protect him when the District Attorney tries to use him to take down a mob family. Loretta Castorini, a bookkeeper from Brooklyn, New York, finds herself in a difficult situation when she falls for the brother of the man she has agreed to marry. A fast-track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after he disappoints his son for the last time. Military lawyer Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee defends Marines accused of murder. They contend they were acting under orders. A faded professional wrestler must retire, but finds his quest for a new life outside the ring a dispiriting struggle. Convinced his thesis will have him graduate with honors from Harvard University, a stuffy student finds himself at the mercy of a homeless man's demands when he holds the papers hostage.
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The film was distributed by 20th Century Fox and released on March 13, The film deals with two young New Yorkers traveling through rural Alabama who are arrested and put on trial for a murder they did not commit and the comical attempts of a cousin, Vincent Gambini, a lawyer who had only recently passed the bar exam after several unsuccessful attempts, to defend them. The film has also been lauded by attorneys for its accurate depiction of court procedure and trial strategy. After they leave, the store clerk is robbed and killed, and Bill and Stan are arrested for the murder. Due to circumstantial evidence and a confession to the shoplifting that is misconstrued as one to the shooting, Bill is charged with first-degree murder , and Stan as an accessory. Bill's mother reminds him there is an attorney in the family: his cousin Vinny. Although he is willing to take the case, Vinny is a personal injury lawyer from Brooklyn , newly admitted to the bar and having no trial experience. Vinny manages to fool the trial judge, Chamberlain Haller, about being experienced enough for the case. His ignorance of basic courtroom procedures, dress code, and his abrasive attitude cause the judge to repeatedly hold him in contempt. Much to his clients' consternation, Vinny does not cross-examine any of the witnesses in the preliminary hearing.
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