They think they will fuck me through my laptop?! Impress me or seduce me with their toy?! Harass or annoy me?! Get a picture of mine in return?! At the end of the day, moments like these make me laugh about how stupid men can be!!! This shit has it all. I never understood why dudes send dick pictures with their dicks on a bathroom counter. As if your erect penis is too heavy to hold.
It has been three years since we have last talked and the last time we have he randomly sent me a dick picture while I was out to dinner with my friends, cute huh? It was a dick picture.
But not what you would think. He took a picture of his dick and then proceeded to make his dick into a pilgrim by giving it a top hat, blue eyes, blonde hair, and a scarf all drawn onto the picture.
I thought it would be interesting to really dissect one of the most interesting—and longest—songs on the album, Runaway. The album version is about 9 minutes while the short film version clocks in at about half an hour.
You can find the lyrics in the style of what this text is written in while my analysis will be below each phrase in italics. An easy fix for this is to stop looking for wrong stuff.
Is that a little bit of humility and self-deprecation I sense? Has Kanye finally found a way to critically analyze the plight of his life by considering his misogyny and excess? Actually, I think we have some serious psychological and emotional problems to deal with here. Well, they do serve as a piece of practical and important hygiene equipment for women. Then again, Kanye seems to have some serious issues with females, so I suspect foul play here. The plight of the American laborer is difficult and sad. Your girlfriend knows your email account and password.
There are people who are professionals at being naked in front of cameras, and unless you can build up the confidence and engorged organs that these fine folks have taken years of practice and sticky days to construct, you have absolutely no business sending anyone anywhere a picture of your dick. Stop texting your dick to people and just talk to her like a person.
Once again, communication. Learn how to reroute the energy and expertise it takes to construct this kind of lyrical prose into understanding and empathy for your female companion. This is disrespectful to poor people, women, and rats who wear hoodies. Addiction is pretty serious, too. Maybe the rats with hoodies. Blamelessness is the behavior of a ten-year-old on a playground generally exhibits.
That might be the underlying metaphor of this entire piece. Look at, look at, look at, look at you Run away from me, baby Look at you, look at you, look at you Run away Run away from me, baby. How many romantic comedies do you have to watch before that message is imbedded into your worldviews?
Pusha T picks up the next couple of verses. Perhaps hyperbolic in his estimation, he still manages to reveal a universal truth about human contemplation. Honestly, I think he is talking about playing chess here. Pretty classy, T. Pretty classy. What a wonderful turn of phrase!
Are we back to chess? Yes, refreshments before we once again engage in a battle of the intellect via one of the most complex and cherished games in human history. Wait, are there vultures in Baltimore?
You play chess and write horror short stories. Did Poe play chess? Probably not. What a missed opportunity…. Emotionally, sure. Remember what I was saying about emotional damage? Whoa whoa whoa. No one has ever had an advantage by accidently seeing a dick on a computer. Trust me, I should know. This is written mid-relationship? I recommend both men rent a Meg Ryan movie and spend a night venting their frustrations and talking through everything with one another. I have no use for that shit and if i wanted to see a cock I would look inside my skirt.
Thank you, bitches! Feeling brave? Ask me…. For facts. Idk what compels guys to just send it. Ima send it. I can promise you, as a female, I glance at it, never to be looked at again, OR my favorite, showing all my friends so we can laugh at your expense.
Like the angle is taken at The lighting If the picture makes them look weird Tell them they need to find a more fl flattering pose. Stuff like that, anything to discourage then and make them feel bad about sending an unsolicited dick pic. The once state-of-the-art technology of instantly viewing unique photos from around the world has become lackluster and commonplace.
But the most prolific byproduct of the camera phone that remains rather puzzling is the dick pic. Some are tall, some are short. Some are dark, some are bright. Some are vivid, some are dull. Dick pix, like dicks themselves, come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes. Why is this? Evolution, probably. Dick pix can and will show up in your inbox at any time and can come with little to no warning.
All of the other times. So i dont get too many penis pics in my hot line. Lol the last one i got was so good and literally sent by an unknown person. Person unknowb Cause i deleted the txt thread for number several weeks before i got the penis video. Not a pic but a video. That he sent through whatsapp …. Zed… Null!!! Nigga what Imma do with a picture??? In Case You Missed It! Well it is the beginning of another week and we guess that means another celebrity had to have their eggplant leaked on to the net. View On WordPress.
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Imagine that you are a highly paid assassin and your boss just gave you your next mission. Target acquired. May your aim be true. Log in Sign up. Why men feel the need to send me pictures of their penises? So this guy who used to creep on me in high school. Everyone has one. Every one of them that I know Confirmed!